Ethel: Lucy, was there much damage?
Lucy: Well every lawn between here and town is half mowed.
Ethel: Well, at least nothing too terrible happened.
Lucy: Don't be so sure. As I was coming back I plowed straight throught Betty's garden.
Ethel: Lucy, what happened?
Lucy: (makes a violent horizontal slashing motion) Whoosh!
Ethel: All of 'em?
Lucy: All the tulips. When I looked back all I could see was a sea of stems.