Lucy: 10 o' clock in the living room and all's well!
Ricky: 10 o' clock in the bedroom and all's well!
Fred: 10 o' clock in the hallway and all's well!
Ethel: (muffled) 10 o' clock in the kitchen and all's well!
Lucy: Kitchen inspector, will you report to the living room?
(Ethel enters with a turkey leg in one hand and her gun in the other)
Ethel: Yes sir.
Lucy: Ethel are you eating on duty?
Ethel: No sir.
Lucy: What's that?
Ethel: Oh uh...well I'm not very good with a gun so I thought if somebody tried to sneak in the back door I'd beat them to death.
Lucy: Ethel, I hope they get here before you eat your club away.