I Love Lucy Season 1 Episode 25

Lucy: (telling off Mrs. Pettebone and Mrs. Pomerantz from the Society Matrons League) Well, perhaps we have something against the League. When you get back to your blue-blooded sisters, would you tell them that the Ricardo-Mertz investigating committee looked you over and we have no desire to join your phony baloney club!

(The Ricardos and the Mertzes agree that for their bet they can't use anything invented after 1900)
Lucy: Did they use electric lights before then, Fred?
Lucy: Don't look at me. Ask Ethel.

Lucy: OK. What do you wanna bet?
How about ten dollars?
Ethel: What's the matter with twenty dollars?
Ricky: Well, what's the matter with thirty dollars?
Lucy: What's the matter with fifty dollars?
Fred: What was the matter with ten dollars?

Ricky: Why honey, this is the electric age. All you have to do is flip a swish.
Lucy: (to Ethel) We flip a swish.

Fred: What are you wearing that bustle for? You don't need it.
Lucy: Pay no attention to him. You leave it on.
Ethel: I'm not wearing a bustle.

Lucy: (talking about the yeast) Gee, I must have hurt this some way.
Ethel: What do you mean?
Lucy: It's all swollen.

Lucy: I had to go to three or four stores before I could get enough yeast though.
Ethel: Why? How much did you need?
Lucy: Thirteen cakes.
Ethel: Thirteen cakes! That seems like an awful lot.
Lucy: Well here's the recipe right here. (hands Ethel the book)
Ethel: Lucy.
Lucy: What?
Ethel Three cakes.
Lucy: Oh really. Oh well. They're small, it won't make much difference.

Ricky: And my grandmother baked her own bread.
Lucy: Baked? Like I bake a cake?
Ricky: I hope not.