Lucy: Money found in over stuffed chairs and sofa cushions: $9.73. Money from sugar bowls: $29.25. Piggy banks: $28.16. GTHP: $15.36.
Ethel: What's GTHP?
Lucy: Going through husband's pants.
Ethel: Oh yeah.
Lucy: Didn't you go through Fred's pants?
Ethel: Every pair including his World War I calvary britches.
Lucy: What did you get?
Ethel: A handful of lint and a Woodrow Wilson button.