I Love Lucy Season 5 Episode 16

Angela: (about Ricky) He's a prize.
Lucy: Yes, well that prize belongs in my box of Cracker Jacks.

Angela: Oh now, Lucy. You're not going to get into a stew are you?
Lucy: You could feed the whole British army on the stew I'm going to get into.

Lucy: We're scheduled to go to the cricket matches this weekend.
Sir Clive: At this time of year? Cricket is out of season.
Lucy: Well, these are young crickets.

Lucy: You know her name!
Ricky: Of course, I know her name. So what's wrong with asking her name?
Lucy: The first time you danced with me, you asked me my name and look what happened.
Ricky: Well everybody makes a mistake once in a while.

Ricky: I have to be nice to my public.
Lucy: Sure, your pretty, young public. You weren't being nice to all those ugly old publics sitting around.