(Fred and Ricky are in the basement, talking through the furnace pipe)
Fred: Ethel Meeertz!
Ethel: Who's that?!
Fred: You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Ethel: Who's that?
Fred: This is your conscience. You have been gossiping.
Lucy: Ethel, you have the loudest conscience I've ever heard.
Ricky: Lucy Ricaaardo! This is your conscience. You've been gosp-ing too!
Lucy: Oh, fine. My conscience has an accent!