Charlie: We'll start out by linking your name with glamour girls. You'll be seen in restaurants and nightclubs, holding hands, dancing cheek to cheek.
Ricky: Hold it! I am married.
Charlie: Now what did ya go and do that for?
Ricky: Well, I'm sorry, but I've been happily married for fourteen years.
Charlie: Say, that might be an angle in itself. (thinking) No, who'd believe it?