Lucy McGillicuddy Ricardo
Fred Hobart Mertz
In the last scene of the episode, just after Lucy pulls a gun out of the guitar case, you can see the living room table has been propped up on 4 blocks to make it taller
Lucy: (grabs Ethel by the dress) Listen to me, Babyface. Now you help me pull this job, or I'll squeal that you were the brains in the cuckoo clock caper!
(Ricky is mispronouncing the word "kleptomaniac")
Ricky: She is a kle-kle-kle-kl--whatever you said!
Lucy: (under hypnosis) Yeah, and I began pickin' pockets. I picked a peck of pockets.
Ethel: Did you get any of them?
Lucy: I got two - a flat foot and a private eye. I got the eye in the foot and the foot in the eye.
Ricky: Have you seen Lucy?
Fred: She's probably with Ethel. Maybe they're out shopping.
Ricky: Yeah, or shoplifting.
Ricky: Listen Fred, I have an awful problem on my hands.
Fred: You should have thought of that before you married her.
Lucy: (to Ethel) How could you ever think up a sneaky scheme like that? Who do you think you are? Me?
Lucy: What good is a crook's word of honor?
Ricky: What is this?
Lucy: It's my mad money.
Ricky: There's $200 here.
Lucy: I get awfully mad.
Ricky: Hey, tortillas.
Lucy: Yeah, I made them with Aunt Jemima tortilla mix.
Ricky:Oh, I keep forgetting here in America you call them flapcakes.
Lucy: Come again.
Ricky: Hot jacks?
Lucy: You were closer with tortillas. They are hotcakes.
Ricky: Not these. These are cold cakes.
Lucy: I don't want Ricky to hear.
Ethel: Lucy, haven't you told him you're chairman of the bazaar?
Lucy: No, and I'm not going to tell him until next Friday.
Ethel: But the bazaar is next Thursday.
Fred: You don't think she's a kleptomaniac, do you?
Ricky: Oh no, I just think she steals things.
Lucy: And I took a little boy!
Doctor: You took a little boy!?
Lucy: Yeah, but my mother made me give him back!
Joseph Kearns (Dr. Tom Robinson) went on to star as George Wilson in Dennis the Menace.
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