I Love the 70s: Volume 2 Season 1 Episode 3

Michael Ian Black: I can say "mother****er" ten times in a row, and it's, it's cute. I mean, it's adorable. But when [Richard Pryor] says it, it's just downright funny.

Joel Stein: You're just trying to attract kids to you when you call yourself Gary Glitter, aren't you?

Gilbert Gottfried: (on Billy Dee Williams) Oh, girlfriend, he was fine—oh, wait, I think I was looking at the cue card for one of the black comediennes.

John Waters: [Paul Lynde] brought out the inner 'fag hag' gene that women have.

Rachael Harris: [Superfly] really made me want to kill whitey.

Michael Ian Black: I don't know who 'the man' is. He looks an awful lot like Dick Cheney.

Stuart Scott: [Nerf] is, like, football for remedial kids.

Bill Dwyer: Goodyear Blimp debuted in 1972 because America was clammoring for slower air travel.

Tom Papa: Bobby Fischer today looks like Swiss Family Robinson.

Rachael Harris: Sophia Loren—good God, what a body. She had some hot cans.

Greg Fitzsimmons: [James Taylor and Carly Simon] were like a couple of lesbians.

Hal Sparks: Nerf was the beginning of the soft, chubby, weak-minded child.

Hal Sparks: (on his mom's thoughts) All other sex was filth, but [Hsing-Hsing and Ling-Ling] ****ing was a great thing.

John Waters: (on Pink Flamingos) I wrote that whole movie on marijuana.

Antigone Rising: [The Goodyear Blimp] didn't really bode well for any of the heavy kids in school.

Willie Garson: (on The Bob Newhart Show) You can kind of picture [Suzanne Pleshette] in garters and whip.

Joel Stein: Are there lyrics to "Rock and Roll Pt. 2"? That's the anthem they play at hockey games, right?

Greg Fitzsimmons: Paul Lynde was famous for, well, Hollywood Squares and any other game show that would have him.