I Love the 70s: Volume 2 Season 1 Episode 7

Michael Colton: With Wings, Paul McCartney was trying to erase the years of credibility he built up The Beatles.
John Aboud: And he succeeded.

Kathleen Madigan: Oh, do I remember Nadia Comaneci. Because of Nadia Comaneci, I, within about two hours of her getting her perfect 10, had three broken toes.

Hal Sparks: Shouldn't they have made it Freaky Wednesday just in case Friday night was when the parents got it on?

Bil Dwyer: In Search of... was what you might call "faction."

Nicole Sullivan: (on Freaky Friday) If I ever switched places with my mom, I'd probably have to throw myself in front of a Mack truck.
Michael Ian Black: My mom just had hip surgery. I don't want to switch places with her.

Greg Fitzsimmons: (on Jessica Lange getting with King Kong) Apparently her vagina was stitched up-57,000 stitches.

Clint Howard: [Toni Tennille] had an awful lot of teeth.

Scott Ian: (on "Disco Duck") Millions of people bought that record. It's insane to me what people will do. I guess sometimes it's just so far up their ass, all they know is ****.

Darryl McDaniels: ["Disco Duck"] was the whackest song ever, but it was a big hit.

Hal Sparks: (on The Omen) I'm supposed to believe you named your son Damien before you knew he was the Devil?

Mo Rocca: I did not feel sorrry for King Kong when he died. I'm a cold man.

Chris Jericho: Michael McDonald is, like, the greatest white, black singer of all time.

Fred Coury: Laser rock shows were a stoner's paradise.

Darryl McDaniels: (incredulous) Michael McDonald was in the Doobie Brothers?! He don't even seem like he smoked a doobie ever in his life.

Michael Ian Black: Primarily, for me, the attraction of the Doobies is that they just looked so cool, and they just looked so 70s, and they were, uh, a multiracial band, and they were on What's Happening!! once.

Hard 'n Phirm: How about In Search of... "Why Leonard Nimoy Released an Album"?

Rachael Harris: "And the thought of rubbin' you is gettin' so exciting." Yeah, I'm gonna (bleep) one out on you!

Bil Dwyer: Word got out pretty quick that ["Afternoon Delight"] was about, uh, that it was about...
Brian Unger: ****ing in the afternoon.

Simon Doonan: [Fleetwood Mac] weren't cheesy, like ABBA, but they were sing-a-long. The tunes were great.