I Love the ‘80s: 3D Season 1 Episode 1

Jane Wiedlin: (on Gary Numan) Obviously influenced by David Bowie during his 'Berlin cocaine phase.'

Michael Ian Black: I'm not going to tell you that I became a performer because of the movie Fame, because that would be gay. But I'm not not going to tell you that.

Greg Fitzsimmons: The moral to Little Darlings is: whether your intention is to make a movie teenage boys will masturbate to or not, they're gonna.

Modern Humorist: Erin Gray, if you're out there, call me. And bring the outfits.

Michael Ian Black: The Pepsi Challenge was NEVER about pressure, just getting it right.

Dan Frischman: (on Froot Roll-Ups) It's harder to open up than a condom at prom night.

Patrice ONeal: (on The Elephant Man) He had elephantitis, where your face just looks like dog ____.

Jorge Garcia: (on AC/DC) Music that made you want to drive fast and punch people.

Simon Doonan: (on Little Darlings) Who was going to get schtupped first?

Bil Dwyer: (on The Elephant Man) You'd have to have a pretty thick skin if you had a head the size of four basketballs and a football.

Rachael Harris: (on Post-It notes) It's the greatest invention ever. Ever.

Hal Sparks: (on Fashion Plates) "Oh, look, I'm drawing." No, actually you're doing a charcoal relief. It's not the same thing.

Joe Lorge: (on Intellivision) You have to be a math genius to play baseball!

Jennifer Irwin: (on Little Darlings) They should've gone with the original title, which was Statutory Rape.

Modern Humorist: How is it this is the 3^rd I Love the 80's and we're only now talking about Twiki? Somebody dropped the ball.

Hal Sparks: The first time I heard "Sailing" I thought, 'When did Kermit get his own solo album?'