I Love the ‘80s: 3D Season 1 Episode 4

Michael Ian Black: I remember going to see Terms of Endearment with my best friend, Bradley. We were twelve, going to see Terms of Endearment at the theater next to the Food Town, at, like, 3:00 in the afternoon. We were the gayest little boys ever.

Modern Humorist (Michael Colton): (holding Monchhichis) Which one's the girl? Which one's the boy?
Modern Humorist (John Aboud): I have no idea. They're identical. I'd ____ either.

Mo Rocca: (on Jaws III) Without 3D, you would not have been able to appreciate the size and the contours of Lea Thompson's breasts.
Lea Thompson: Don't put that in!

Joel Stein: (on 3D movies) If porn isn't pushing a technology, it's a bad technology.

Jason George: Jheri curl is basically a way of telling Mother Nature, "Screw off!"

French Stewart: "Star Wars" was a missile defense program that was going to cost eleventy jillion jillion billion thousand gazillion dollars.

Rachael Harris: (on Jheri curls) African-American person? Hot. White person? Really, really sad.

Molly Culver: You're devoid of all emotion if you don't cry at Terms of Endearment.

Wil Wheaton: (on St. Elsewhere) The show took place in a snowglobe? Which is bull____, man! What is this gonna be, like suddenly Cagney & Lacey took place in a slider pen?

Joel Stein: The lead singer from Quiet Riot, looked like he'd be the lead singer in a cover band of Quiet Riot, but he was the real lead singer from Quiet Riot. It was confusing.

Modern Humorist: No matter where Mr. T shows up, there are always fools who need to be pitied.

Mo Rocca: Reading Rainbow taught kids that the only way to read is by watching TV, because it's just not as good in book form.

Bil Dwyer: (on Truly Tasteless Jokes) Just because a joke involves an amputee being lit on fire, doesn't mean it should be published.