I Love the ‘80s: 3D Season 1 Episode 5

Joel Stein: ["One Night in Bangkok"]'s a song about chess, and yet we were all listening to it like that was cool.

Mo Rocca: Dr. Ruth was the perfect height for actually interviewing a penis.

Michael Ian Black: (on Amadeus' Salieri) He had that sort of 'Edward James Olmos-thing' going on, and by that I mean cystic acne, but that's fine.

Elon Gold: (on Romancing the Stone's mudslide scene) Kathleen Turner goes down first, and then Michael Douglas "goes down"...
Jill Whelan: And he lands right in her knish!
Elon Gold: That's when my parents turned it off.

Modern Humorist: Why only "One Night in Bangkok"? You wouldn't even be over your jetlag. It's like '"One Night in Bangkok" and I slept the whole time.'

Alyson Hannigan: (holding fluorescent custom shoelaces) I had, like, shirts that matched this. That's wrong.

Hal Sparks: Mousse and bangs. No, it was not a cop show; it was a horrible hair choice.

Jake Fogelnest: I loved Rappin' Rodney. Of course, I was a child at the time.

Chris Booker: Dr. Ruth made it okay to say the word "penis."

Hal Sparks: (on Snorks) They should've called them The Bongheads and gotten it over with.

Lea Thompson: (on Red Dawn) We all had AK-47s, with blanks in them. I think. Charlie Sheen, Patrick Swayze, myself, Jennifer Grey—we tore that town apart.

Chris Coppola: (on Doug Flutie) He was, like, 5'4", and he just winged the pig better than anybody I ever saw.

Dan Frischman: The sure way not to get laid in high school was to wear a calculator watch.

Hal Sparks: (on Children of the Corn) Malachai was Carrot Top's doppelgänger.

Hal Sparks: (on Amadeus) This movie was designed by scientists to win Oscars.