I Love the ‘80s: 3D Season 1 Episode 9

Modern Humorist: Lita Ford looked hot, but she also looked like she might smell like a Dumpster.

Joel Stein: Lita Ford was hot. I mean, I don't know what her face looked like, but it was all hair and breasts and leather. Ahhh.

Hard n' Phirm: (on Mike Tyson's Punch-Out) If you play the game now, he doesn't fight you. He just sits in the corner and goes, "where all my money go?"

Michael Ian Black: (on Micro Machines) Eddie Murphy used to sing a song about putting things up your butt, and I always imagined that this was what he was talking about. If you've ever tried, they fit perfectly up your rectum.

"Weird Al" Yankovic: (on his cameo in The Naked Gun)...and then "Weird Al" Yankovic stepped off the plane! That scene just blew my mind!

Chris Coppola: You immediately side with DeNiro in Midnight Run, because you just want Charles Grodin dead.

Mo Rocca: (on tanning beds) I'd wear goggles to cover my eyes and a tiny little cap for my wiener.

Jerry Ferrara: Too much of my life was probably devoted to Mike Tyson's Punch-Out.

Bil Dwyer: (imitating Garry Shandling) "How's my hair? How's this look?"

Tom Papa: (on Morton Downey, Jr.) It was like human cockfights.

Emily Procter: (on Lita Ford) She seemed scary. She made me nervous. I thought she was going to kill me.

Willie Garson: You would hear "Hot, Hot, Hot" at any place that involved wet clothing, and possibly at the dog track.

Brad Sherwood: (on Party Lines) It was a precursor to Internet chat rooms. I personally call it "loser phone".

Kevin Weisman: (on Cocktail) It's really just about a guy who's really good at flipping bottles.