I Love the ‘80s: 3D Season 1 Episode 10

Gilbert Gottfried: If you watch more than five minutes of Steel Magnolias, you will grow a vagina.

Rachael Harris: Paula's dance moves were part cheerleader, part, umm, whore.

Mo Rocca: The 'Noid, for me, was a horrific blend of Toucan Sam and Abe Vigoda.

Michael Ian Black: You can sit there with a straight face and tell me the Bengals were in the Super Bowl?

Leona Helmsley: Do you know only the little people pay taxes?
Loni Love: Ex-cuse me?

Graham Norton: (on Mr. Bean) If you met that man in life, you would, as you passed him, go, "oh, look, a pædophile."

Gilbert Gottfried: The purpose of the stealth bomber was to give guys another nickname to call their penis.

Hal Sparks: The best thing about Mr. Bean is he's not just a bumbling idiot: he's an ass____!

Rachael Harris: (on The Little Mermaid) An erection is a very natural thing, and what better place than to see it in a Disney movie?

Edwin McCain: Did I see Road House? I'm a guy, aren't I?

Modern Humorist: Salman Rushdie deserves to die. That book's, like, 600 pages. It's torture.