In the segment on Rescue 911, Hal Sparks makes reference to a Toyota Pinto. The Pinto was actually made by Ford.
Hal Sparks: (on The Little Mermaid) The lovely little moral of this story is, 'Girls give up your voice so you have legs you can spread for your man and never talk.' What?!?
Gilbert Gottfried: If you watch more than five minutes of Steel Magnolias, you will grow a vagina.
Rachael Harris: Paula's dance moves were part cheerleader, part, umm, whore.
Mo Rocca: The 'Noid, for me, was a horrific blend of Toucan Sam and Abe Vigoda.
Michael Ian Black: You can sit there with a straight face and tell me the Bengals were in the Super Bowl?
Leona Helmsley: Do you know only the little people pay taxes?
Loni Love: Ex-cuse me?
Graham Norton: (on Mr. Bean) If you met that man in life, you would, as you passed him, go, "oh, look, a pædophile."
Gilbert Gottfried: The purpose of the stealth bomber was to give guys another nickname to call their penis.
Hal Sparks: The best thing about Mr. Bean is he's not just a bumbling idiot: he's an ass____!
Rachael Harris: (on The Little Mermaid) An erection is a very natural thing, and what better place than to see it in a Disney movie?
Edwin McCain: Did I see Road House? I'm a guy, aren't I?
Modern Humorist: Salman Rushdie deserves to die. That book's, like, 600 pages. It's torture.
Jill Whelan: (on Super Bowl XXIII) Rice and Montana: it was like ballet.
Talking about Rescue 911, Rich Eisen asks, "who better to help you through the Heimlich maneuver than Captain Kirk?" This is a reference to show host William Shatner's previous role on Star Trek.