I Love the 80s Strikes Back Season 1 Episode 7

Michael Ian Black: (on the "You Can Call Me Al" video) Chevy was making his 'Chevy faces,' which even back in '86 was wearing a little thin. As thin as, say, Paul's hair.

Hal Sparks: (on Soul Man) At the outside, he looks like an East Indian person with an Afro.

Hal Sparks: (on About Last Night...) Demi Moore's name is Debbie, and Rob Lowe's name is Danny. (mocks vomiting) That is so 80s.

Rich Eisen: "Al Capone's vault." That makes you laugh just hearing it.

Chuck Woolery: Don Johnson is a perfectionist, and I like him, but he shouldn't sing. And I think he knew that.

Molly Culver: (on The Fly) You walked out of that just wantin' to shower.

Michael Ian Black: [Double Dare] was about taunting, am I right? One set of children made to feel superior over another. That's the kind of television I can support.

Michael Ian Black: (on The Golden Child) I'm not going to lie to you. There was some wise-cracking.

Rich Eisen: Howard the Duck makes Gigli look like Gone With the Wind.

Darius Rucker: "Walk Like an Egyptian" comes out and everybody's doing that stupid dance.

Bryan Callen: (on Soul Man) He was in blackface. That's not offensive, is it?

Lindsay Price: (on L.A. Gear) If you didn't have them, you were laughed off the playground.

Hal Sparks: (on "Heartbeat") What is this, a song sung by an M.D.?

Hal Sparks: (on "Heartbeat") Don Johnson would nail anything with a heartbeat. That's what that song is all about.

Rich Eisen: (on Garbage Pail Kids) Here's one surfing on urine coming out of the toilet. Now that's art.