I Love the 80s Strikes Back Season 1 Episode 8

David Lee Roth: Everyone wants to be known as hip, young, sexy, and cool—especially fat people.

Kathy Griffin: I remember the "Bad" video because that's when Michael Jackson was mulatto.

Mo Rocca: (on the "Land of Confusion" video) This was a profound video for Reagan and Gorbachev because before this video, they didn't know who Genesis was.

Molly Culver: (on Flowers in the Attic) There's a film version? Who played in it?
Rich Eisen: Kristy Swanson? I think I need to see that.

Rachael Harris: I laugh thinking about Linda Hamilton and the Beast having sex. It'd be a lot of blood and tears.

David Lee Roth: (on Lycra) It's a lot easier to buy the shorts than to do the ____in' sit-ups!

Stephen Jenkins: DMs on your feet, give you cred on the street.

Zach Hanson: I've never been attracted to an animal, except for Cheetara.

Michael Ian Black: (on Disorderlies) Lets get Ralph Bellamy and three obese rappers and just let them go at each other.

Hal Sparks: Scruples was a thing that no one in the '80s had. So much so, that they made a game out of it.

Donal Logue: (on the "Here I Go Again" video) Excuse me, there's an areola in the shot!

Loni Love: (on Flowers in the Attic) Everybody was talking about the book, this was what taught me to read, cuz Dr. Seuss wasn't doing anything for me.

Mo Rocca: (on Full House) To this day, I refuse to watch any of the episodes where Ashley played Michelle. Mary-Kate just slipped into the role, but it felt like Ashley was just trying too hard.