I Love the 80s Strikes Back Season 1 Episode 9

Stephen Jenkins: I think if I did a George Bush imitation, I would be doing a 'Dana Carvey imitating George Bush' imitation.

Hal Sparks: R.E.M. was music that you would put on just so you could nail college girls.

Hal Sparks: Young Guns: my mom and my sister used to call that movie "Young Buns."

Jenna von Oy: (on Hypercolor) Guys were trying to slap your butt so they could have their handprints there. Was that just me?

Joel Stein: That theme song is creepy. "I want Charles in charge of my days and my nights?"

Mo Rocca: Beaches is about two women who are constantly menstruating.

Joel Stein: The Jamaican bobsled team uncovered the horrible, obvious truth. That bobsled is not a sport, it's a ride.

Michael Ian Black: What happens when you say "Beetlejuice" three times? You die? He dies? Somebody dies?

Tracey Gold: The funny thing about ripped jeans is people would pay $300 for [them].

Michael Ian Black: Was I a fan of "Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car"? Hello! Do the words 'greatest song ever written' mean anything to you?

Joel Stein: (on My Two Dads) Bad news—your mom's dead, and she was a slut. We have no idea who your father is. It's probably one of these two guys. Why don't you go live with them?

Mandy Moore: (on Who Framed Roger Rabbit) Doom really freaked me out. He was catching toons and dipping them in acid.