I Love the 80s Season 1 Episode 7

Michael Ian Black: (on Pretty In Pink) The standard plot is as follows: Molly Ringwald is upset about something, and then I come in and have sex with her.

Michael Ian Black: (on Bill Cosby) There comes apoint when you have so much money that all you can do is spend it on horrible-looking sweaters that nobody else can afford.

Rich Eisen: A lot of people think the ball rolling through Bill Buckner's legs ended the World Series, but there was a game 7 for the Red Sox to blow.

Hal Sparks: (on "Papa Don't Preach") It was about time, I think, that unwed teenage mothers had an anthem, and it was great of Madonna to write it.

Hal Sparks: (on ALF) The nose was a little much. You know, it was, like, 'ribbed for your pleasure.'

"Weird Al" Yankovic: I was going to ram into you, but since you've apparently got a baby on board, I'll try to hold back.

Hal Sparks: I remember that there were a lot of celebrities involved in Hands Across America, and none of them were anywhere near me in the line.

Michael Ian Black: I'm all for helping people, and if you can laugh at them at the same time, great.

Michael Ian Black: You never saw homeless people at Comic Relief. They probably would've enjoyed the shelter.

Mo Rocca: Celebrity weddings make all of us feel better because we know that they will crash and burn and make us all feel a lot better about our own lives.