I Love the 90s Season 1 Episode 8

Michael Ian Black: If it wasn't for The Spice Girls, I might never have known who David Beckham was.

Rachel Bilson: "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends." Wait a minute, no-no, that's not how it works.

Hal Sparks: (on Tamagotchi) This is how Terminator 2 starts.

Stuart Scott: It was one of those things were everyone was quiet for three or four seconds because we had to process it. "Did he just bite Evander Holyfield's ear?"

Joel Stein: Could you imagine one of the guys in Aqua singing "Ken Guy"? It would be like..."I'm a Ken guy...WHERE'S MY PENIS? NO! I DON'T WANT TO BE A KEN GUY!"

Michael Ian Black: The Green Bay Packers all wear the same uniform. Why can't the Hale-Bopp suicide cult wear the same uniform, too?

Joel Stein: Fiona Apple tapped me into the fact that young woman are angry.

Edwin McCain: Hanson, God almighty! Welcome to hell!

Mo Rocca: [Fiona Apple] has that wonderful 'dead for a few days' look.

Beth Littleford: I'm loving the ladies. I'm loving the sisterhood. In the meanwhile, like, my favorite song is "Gangsta Bitch."

Ian Michael Black: You don't need a boyfriend at Lilith Fair. Just bring your own, bad menstruating self.

Beth Littleford: (about Ally McBeal) Ally's biological clock reminder, like, "Don't you want a baby? Here, I'm dancing." No, you're creepy, get out. Weird little thing.

Beth Littleford: Ally McBeal, yeah, somebody needs to give her a cracker. She just got skinnier and skinnier and her lips got bigger and bigger until she looked like one of those suction darts.

Hanson: We've NEVER met anyone who could do the chorus. Come on, people, it's not that hard! (they preceed to sing in unison)