I Spy Season 1 Episode 4

Scott: I thought the flower bit went out with Mata Hari.
Kelly: Well, listen, don't knock it. Maybe it's coming back in again. Looks pretty good on a man.

Max: I have an infallible instinct about such things. You are Mr. Robinson, and Mr. Scott.
Kelly: (correcting him) Mr. Scott, Mr. Robinson.
Max: Infallible instinct. We shall get along famously, we three.

Scott: Where'd you learn to speak your Chinese?
Max: In bed. (Scott and Kelly's jaws drop) While asleep.

Max: How did you get down there on the floor? I asked, how did you get down there on the floor?
Kelly: I tripped over you.
Max: Oh. Well, I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Robinson. It's just that my reflexes are so quick...
Kelly: Max.
Max: Yes, what is it?
Kelly: We are on the same team, aren't we?
Max: Make your point.

Kelly: Uh, we have to police the area.
Scott: What for?
Kelly: We lost a skirmish, I think.
Scott: You know what I always say?
Kelly: Yeah, what's that?
Scott: If you lose a skirmish, call for the maid.

Kelly: Well, that is a stunner all right, sir. No question about it.
Max: Call me Max.
Kelly: I've been calling you Max. I hope I'm not out of line.
Max: Don't give it a second thought. We're all in this together, fellows, up to our necks.

Kelly: (readying for a raid) Max, don't you have a gun?
Max: I am my own weapon.