(Carly unscrews the teacher's chair)
Teacher: (walking into the room) Alright kids, the sooner we start, the sooner we finish, so everybody, let's take a seat. (sits down, the chair breaks, and she falls to the floor) What happened to my chair?!
Carly: (standing up) I did it! With whatever this is. (holds up a tool) Do I get detention?
Teacher: (joyfully) Absolutely not. An on-the-job accident means the school has to give me a two month paid vacation while I recover! Bye!(takes her bag and leaves)