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It is learned that Ms. Briggs is a Randy Jackson fan.
One of the webcast viewers says the word "suckish." This is the third Dan Schneider show to do that. The first one was Drake and Josh (by Josh) and the second one was Zoey 101 (by Nicole).
It is discovered that Freddie is extremely allergic to bees.
Carly: I guess if you're going to obsessed with an American Idol judge, you might as well pick one who is fun but fair.
Ms. Briggs: You see! That silly comedy you girls do is no match for my true musical artistry!
Sam: (sarcastically) You are so right!
Carly: Thank you for teaching us that important lesson.
Sam: (about putting Ms. Briggs on iCarly) Don't do it, Carls! She's not even playing yet and I'm already bored out of my mind!
Ms. Briggs: I won't suspend you from school or call the police, if you let me perform an original bagpipe song on your web show!
Freddie: You want to be on iCarly?!
Sam: Just call the cops on us!
Freddie: iCarly's great. Thousands of people watch it every week!
Ms. Briggs: Thousands?
Sam: That's a pretty big booger!
Carly: Uh, look Ms. Briggs, we never meant to sneak into your house.
Ms. Briggs: Then explain why you did.
Carly: Well...we were videotaping you for our web show to sort of see what teachers are like when they're not in school.
Ms. Briggs: Ah, your web show. iCarly. I've seen it. Nothing more than mucus in the nose of the digital age!
Carly: (to Sam) Did she just call our show a booger?
Ms. Briggs: (talking to her Randy Jackson cut-out) Well, good afternoon, Randy Jackson! Oh, you are looking spiffy today! Now, is there something you'd like to say to me? (presses a button on the cut-out)
Randy Jackson cut-out: Yeah, we got us a hot one tonight, baby!
Sam: How come you didn't ask your new girlfriend to model for you?
Spencer: I broke up with Connie. Found out she was juggling for other guys!
Kid: Ms. Briggs, I picked you an orange from my mother's tree!
Ms. Briggs: (takes the orange) I hate citrus fruit! (throws it on the floor and steps on it) Now get to class!
Sam: I love her brain!
Carly: My brain says thanks!
Sam: That Ms. Briggs is a joy, isn't she?
Carly: I wonder what she does when she's not in school.
Freddie She probably spits on puppies!
Ms. Briggs: (using a bullhorn) Hey! Get to class! You! Stop laughing! I said get to class! Respect the bullhorn!
Sam: I can't believe Mr. Stearn would go to a concert.
Freddie: Yeah, you don't really think about teachers having lives outside of school.
Sam: I always thought they just locked 'em up in the teachers' lounge at night!
Carly: I like Tareen, but after she talks to me, I feel like I need a nap!
Ms. Briggs: I might even call the police!
Sam: Or you could just let us run away, while you angrily shake your fist in the air and scream, "You rotten kids!"
Freddie: Uh, I'm sorry I tripped on your bagpipes...
Carly: Are they ok?
Ms. Briggs: NO!!
(Ms. Briggs answers the phone)
Ms. Briggs: Briggs.
Sam: Hello ma'am. Have you purchased any suspicious milk lately?
Ms. Briggs: Suspicious milk? Who is this?!
Sam: I thought you were sculpting me for the past three hours!
Spencer: Well I started off sculpting you, but then I started thinking about aquariums and...he happened! (He motions to the fish sculpture)
Sam: Then why am I still here?
Spencer: I get lonely.
(Freddie and Carly are in Ms. Brigg's storeroom)
Carly: Am I hallucinating or are we surrounded by two thousand Randy Jacksons?
Sam: So, how do I be a sculpture model?
Spencer: Ah. You just sit over there, and do nothing!
Sam: Cool, just like school!
Freddie: This is a quality piece of spy equipment!
Sam: My Aunt Maggie's boobs look more real than that, and they're ridiculous!
Sam: (About the green screen) Can you make it look like I'm standing on your face?
Freddie: Must you always attack me with words?
Sam: You want me to use rocks?
Sam: Ugh, class was so boring.
Carly: How would you know? You were asleep the whole time.
Sam: Then I guess I dreamed class
Carly: Well your dream came true.
Spencer: Hey, thanks for doing this.
Sam: No prob!
Spencer: How come you're not hanging with Carly and Freddie?
Sam: A person can only take so much Freddie.
Carly: The green screen!
Freddie: What about the green screen?
Carly: Do you have it set up?
Freddie: Uh yeah, but I haven't tried it yet. I was gonna test it out-
Carly: Test it now!
Freddie: Or I'll test it now!
Sam: He'll test it now!
Randy Jackson cut-out: That was hot, yo!
Carly: Oh, please be quiet Randy Jackson.
(Carly and Freddie are trapped in Ms. Brigg's storeroom)
Freddie: You know, this might not be so bad. Just you and me, together...alone.
Carly: Okay, we are in a serious situation here! This is no time for you to bust a move!
Ms. Briggs: (sniffing the air) Freddie! (sniffs some more) Mmm! You smell delightful!
Freddie: Thanks, Ms. Briggs.
Ms. Briggs: Mmm! (walks away)
Carly: Randy Jackson cologne?
Freddie: It smells tight, dawg!
Freddie: Get out of here, you stupid bee! I think it wants my pie!
Carly: That is a stupid bee!
Freddie: I don't need a robot girlfriend, 'cause twenty years from now, I guarantee you I will be Carly's second husband.
Carly: What happened to my first husband?
Freddie: Nothing you can prove.
Freddie: This is just a normal piece of pie that doesn't record anything!
Spencer: But there's a big lense on the side.
Freddie: Oh just forget it! (He walks away)
Spencer: (trying to get Connie to juggle for him) C'mon, please?
Spencer: Pretty please?
Connie: No, Spencer!
Spencer: Pretty please with sugar on top?
Connie: I'm diabetic, and I said no!
The Duration of this episode is '23:37.'
Randy-chewitz Matzah and Randy-Yos
In Ms. Brigg's closet, there is a box of Randy-chewitz Matzah and a box of Randy-Yos, an allusion to Manischewitz Matzah and Cheerios cereal.
iSpy a Mean Teacher
The title of the episode is based on the popular look and find books, ISpy.
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