I'm In the Band Season 1 Episode 6

Arlene: ...A certain boy who's locker combination is Left 26, Right 8, Left 14, and jiggle of a handle.
Tripp: ...So that's why my gym shorts keep disappearing.

Ash: I already have a groupie! He comes every day, brings me letters, he brings me packages...
Tripp: Ash, that's not a groupie, that's the mailman.
Ash: Why did do you gotta be hatin' on Walter?

Tripp: I can't even remember the last time Derek smacked a magazine photographer!
Derek: What about yesterday at the beach?
Tripp: That was a tourist taking a picture of the sunset!
Derek: I still say he was taking a picture of me. He said "Look at that miracle of nature! My wife would love this"!

Tripp: We just got to focus, believe in ourselves, and... (to Ash) Why aren't you wearing any pants?
Ash: Oh, I noticed that nothing good ever happens to me when I'm wearing pants.
(Flashback)
Ash: Hey guys! I just bought the world's hottest jalapeño pepper, and the dude at the store bet I couldn't eat all in one bite. (takes a bite of the pepper and walks into the living room) YEEEE-OOOOOOOOH-OOOH-OOOH!!!
Ash: (in the next scene) Hey guys! I just got a bunch of paper cuts. But before I bandage them, I going to finish making my hand-squeezed lemonade. (goes into the kicthen and is heard squeezing lemons) YEEEE-AAAAAH-AAAH-AAAAAH!!!
(the scene changes with Ash holding a steak in front of the door)
Ash: Here coyote... here coyote... (walks outside and the coyote is heard growling and scratching) YEEEEEE-AAAAH-AAAAAAAAH!!!
(Back to the current scene)
Ash: And every one of those times, I was wearing pants.
Tripp: (sarcastically) Yeah, it was the pants.

Tripp: We haven't done anything on our rocker to-do list. Find a good gig, get a record label, or have "Weird Al" Yankovic parody one of our songs.
Ash: Not even our song ""Weird Al" Yankovic, We Dare You To Parody This Song"?
Tripp: Not even our song ""Weird Al", We'll Pay You To Parody Our Song".