Tom and Tom: singing When you're in trouble, just call 9-1-1, and right to your doorstep the police will run. But if they should cuff you and give you a smack, it's because you're guilty...not cause you're black.
Tom and Tom: singing Problems and blacks seem to go hand in hand, wherever they roam in this glorious land. We'll help them with customs, we'll help them with flaws, and we'll try to solve all the problems they cause.
Beauty Contest Host: singing Hey Ms. Black Person USA, the finest in the land. Hey Ms. Black Person USA, like a sweet baked honey-glazed ham. You're dark and lovely, like a bottle of ripple wine... Just look at that big behind! What a bouquet. Ms. Black Person USA. She's black, ain't no taking her back.
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