Mary: (voice over) I wonder how it can be, all of us quaking cowards, hiding under covers one day, storming beaches the next. Shrinking violets impossibly frail. Our best days spent unquestioned, hurtling into hail storms. The rest just spent. Opposite extremes, apt definitions of the same thing, an inexplicable paradox perhaps best left in a bowl full of kibble to be lapped up by Schrodinger's cat.
Shelly: So here's the deal. I've never met anyone as good at their job as you. Mary: Yeah, I don't suck. Shelly: I've also never met anyone living day-in, day-out, with as much stress as you and obviously that's a big concern. Normally, under conditions like these, I would insist on at least a month off with counseling to try to alleviate some of this stress. However, I have come to believe that this job is your let-off valve. It's literally the thing that keeps you sane. Mary: Does that mean I can keep working? Shelly: It does under two conditions. The first being that you call me once a week, or the second that you feel like things are getting out of hand. Mary: Ok, what's the other condition? Shelly: That you cut yourself some slack. Because no matter how hard you try to prove you're a good girl, make everything right, solve every problem, your father is not coming back. Mary: How do you know?
Shelly: And how do you expect to accomplish that? Mary: I thought it was obvious by now, that I have no idea what I'm doing.
Shelly: Boyfriend? Mary: No, I'm emotionally closed off and incapable of romantic attachments.
Marshall: This is a really bad idea Stan, no sane person is going to let her work with firearms.
Marshall: What happened? Did Mary yell at someone already?
International Episode Titles: Czech Republic: Podle mého humboldského názoru (In My Humboldt Opinion)
Original International Air Dates: - Czech Republic: February 16, 2010 on Prima - Finland: April 29, 2010 on MTV3
Marshall Mann: All right, way to rally the troops. You are a regular Henry the Fifth. This is Mann's reference to one of the most famous speeches that King Henry V gave before the battle on Saint Crispen's Day in Shakespeare's play Henry V.
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