In Treatment

Paul: You've always been good at that -- taking people under your wing. Rosie: What's wrong with that? Paul: Nothing. It's what I love about you.

Ian: If I'm having a midlife crisis at 20, does that mean I'm not gonna live past 40?

(after Paul tells his son that he 'met someone') Ian: What do you want me to say, Dad? That you're a total asshole and shithead? Paul: Well, maybe you should say I'm a total asshole and a shithead, because I think that's what you're thinking.

(talking about Kate) Ian: I mean the woman has a martyr complex. I don't know how you could deal with it. Paul: Martyr? That woman put her career on hold for 15 years for you. She took you to baseball games. She took you to guitar lessons. She was always there for you. I think she's entitled to some kind of gratitude along the line, don't you think?