The Pivot Questionnaire:
- What is your favorite word?
- What is your least favorite word?
- What turns you on?
Something I haven't seen before
- What turns you off?
Something I've seen before, nothing fresh, nothing new
- What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of my breathing when I wake up
- What sound or noise do you hate?
Anything that comes from the White House
- What is your favorite curse word?
I like F**k, because F**k is the Shalom of curse words. It can be anything. He's a f**ker, f**k you, f**k me, what a f**king stupid idea, what are you, crazy? F**k you, f**k me, f**k everything, it's the Shalom of curse words
- What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Baseball, anything Baseball
- What profession other than yours would you not like to attempt?
Baseball, anything Baseball laughing. Do you see how big these questions are? Anything in Math, mathematician, anything in math would be bad
- If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Lenny Bruce is gonna do 10 minutes and then you're on