The Pivot Questionnaire:
- What is your favorite word?
Hope, esperanza
- What is your least favorite word?
No
- What turns you on?
Life, everything
- What turns you off?
It's the thing that kind of conspires against, you know, all of our aspirations. They say "Oh it can't be that way", or "for insurance purposes kids can't go", you know, I don't know the word. I hate it so much I don't even know it
- What sound or noise do you love?
The flute
- What sound or noise do you hate?
Gasoline leaf blower
- What is your favorite curse word?
I don't have a favorite curse word. I curse as rarely as possible, and if I curse in front of women I give them a dollar
- What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
It would be nice to be an architect
- What profession other than yours would you not like to attempt?
Executioner
- If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Welcome