The Pivot Questionnaire:
- What is your favorite word?
Marsupial
- What is your least favorite word?
Whatever
- What turns you on?
Eye contact
- What turns you off?
Financial advise
- What sound or noise do you love?
I love the sound of the acoustic guitar being played badly. I can't explain it, it's this physiological response, I'm like a labrador lying on his back having his tummy tickled. It physically does something to me that I absolutely love
- What sound or noise do you hate?
Ringing telephone
- What is your favorite curse word?
F**k, F***ing, F***ed and all its f***ing cognates
- What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
I would like to be a singer in a Rock'n'Roll band
- What profession other than yours would you not like to attempt?
Financial adviser
- If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
No hard feelings