Sanford Scolex: I deserve a dashing appellatian.
Dr. Kramer: "A dashing appellatian", what is that, a hillbilly with a tuxedo?
Sanford Scolex: No, you idiot! It's a nickname... one that will send my enemies cowering in fear. Too bad Hook is taken, eh?
Sykes: How about Captain Claw?
Sanford Scolex: No, no, no.
Dr. Kramer: Or Santa Claw?
Sanford Scolex: Just Claw. One word like Madonna.