Spiederman: Relax my sweet. Seems like your publicity stunt was a revolting success.
Karma: People actually think we're married which is funny, because we are.
Spiederman: Good one dude. If I had been drinking something there, it probably would of come out my nose.
Karma: Turns out Paegan is actually ordained and got a marriage license and everything. Oopsy doodles?
Spiederman: We're married?
Karma: I didn't know. Good news, Brittney Spears' annulment got twice the press her wedding did.
Spiederman: I don't want an annulment!
Karma: Speedy it was an honest mistake.
Spiederman: I know about mistakes. When I was ten years old my parents had a brutal divorce. The custody fight was so bad that I had to move in with my uncle.
Karma: You did?
Spiederman: Yeah, so I promised myself that when I got married, it would be for keeps no matter what.
Karma: I didn't know about your parents, any of it.
Spiederman: Why would you? It has nothing to do with your quest for fame. I mean why would my own wife know anything about me?