The legal drinking age in Ontario is 19 but Kat got fake IDs for Jude and her saying that there were 21. Only in the States is the drinking age 21.
Jude: Ya I was charged with impersonation. Even the police think I'm a fraud.
Patsy: I don't do industry dorks.
(Tommy and Jude watching the video of Jude performing at the Shock Festival)
Tommy: Now there is a girl Cash would have approved of, there is a girl with the guts to play Folsom Prison, no problem.
Jude: There is a girl who is glad beer is good for your hair. Makes it soft.
Tommy: I used to use it as cologne.
Jude: Oh, okay, so that explains why girls have to be drinking age to date you.
(After a short pause where Tommy is visibly uncomfortable)
Tommy: So, I guess you got that big frog out of your throat on Shock FM'S time, huh?
Jude: Yeah, most of it.
Tommy: Well, you better finish defrogging fast cause we got that whole sophomore album to start. (He lovingly rumples up her hair) Hm, beer does make it softer.
Jude: But Spiederman-
Kat: Oh my gosh! You're in love with the guy we used to make fun of in kindergarten?
Jude: Love? What? Ok bite your tongue. Bite your whole mouth. No. No. Kat, he made fun of me today.
Kat: So we send him flowers in intensive care.
Jude: There's no encore, so you all can shove it!
Jude's Dad: Malicious mischief, destruction of public property, consumption of alcohol by a minor, and impersonation with the intent to gain advantage. Do you have anything to say for yourself Jude 'Andrews?'
Jude: I'm so going back to my maiden name.
Patsy: Don't be mad. Be merciless.
Jude: (voiceover) In the last 48 hours, I nearly lost my record contract, actually lost my boyfriend. Still, they say what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger, so I guess I should be worrying. Too bad I can barely squeak.
Spiederman: Come on Harrison. You gave up faster than Wally's deodorant.
Spiederman: Hey over-rated!
Jude: You think I'm over-rated, Skid mark? How about you tell you tell your new girlfriend here that no one even likes you on the tour bus. We only keep you around because you're an ok guitar player. Or how about that fact that you wear the same Ninja Turtle pajamas every single night! Just had to say that. (to Patsy) You rock. (to Jamie) You, no.
Jude walks away
Spiederman: They were Thunder cats pajamas.
Kyle: Just so I'm clear Jude, you're admitting you blow?
Spiederman: Well Vin, by blow you mean suck, then yes. I suck harder than an airplane toilet.
Kyle: Sounds to me like you're clogged up.
Spiederman: You. You're clogged up. So there!
Jude: Wow. You guys always know exactly what I need to hear.
Jude: I sound like Lisa Simpson.
Tommy: You could try a little less constipation, a little more Joplin.
This episode was suppose to air on April 12, 2006 but was pushed back due to scheduling conflicts.
In the States on The-N, this episode aired on February 24, 2006.
Alexz Johnson's featured song: "Over-Rated."
Kat: 212 is back in the 416!
Kat was in New York City where the area code is 212 and now she is back in Toronto, Ontario where the area code is 416.
"I Fought The Law" is a song by The Clash and Green Day.