In this episode we learn that Spiederman can play the piano. He is playing the piano as back up for Jude's performance of "I Don't Know If I Should Stay" in this episode.
This is the first season that the featured song are not all sung by Alexz Johnson.
Jude: Karma, hey. I know it's too late to change them, but Darius hates stilettos. Instant Star sisterhood, right?
Patsy: You're quivering like a porn star in church.
Jude: They are real. Me. What's so scary about the real me?
Patsy: More importantly, what's the real you so scared of?
Patsy: I can't believe you're doing it.
Jude: I have an image to cultivate.
Patsy: Oh my god. They've even got you speaking the lingo.
Patsy: I know what's got your panties in a bunch. What's next, a Playboy centerfold?
Jude: Don't ask. It's a long story that involves tequila and a creepy guy with a camera.
Karma: What if I can't do it Jude? I'm not a pro like you.
Jude: Please. A pro? Look, you're talking to a girl who played a whole set with salsa on her shirt, lost a six figure earring down a toilet, and is currently the center of an ellaborate blackmailing scheme.
Jude: Finally heard from Tommy.
Sadie: Oh yeah? So what was it? Did he join a cult or knock someone up?
Jude: I'm definitely thinking alien abduction.
Jude: (to Sadie) So which do you prefer? Half cup or push up?
Jude's Dad: I'm going.
Jude's Dad: Just one quick question. Why are Patsy and her car in the driveway?
Jude: She kinda lives in it.
Jude's Dad: Well hey, we got a futon with her name on it.
Sadie: Yeah we told her. She kinda prefers her car.
Jude: She said she can't fall asleep unless she's wearing her seatbelt.
Jude: Drunk and passed out. The ultimate rock star cliche.
Spiederman: (to Jude) Hey ego trip. You handle all your fans that way?
Jude: Well stick with me kid. I'm blasting off on a whole new phase. Nothing can keep me down.
Jude: (voice over) I have 3 different types of people in the world: suckers, victims, and grownups. Being grownup means you get to choose your own destiny.
Darius: You did it! That's why you'll always be my number one diva.
Jude: I didn't do it for you. I did it for my fans. I'm a pro, D. So get ready to treat me like one.
Jude: Tommy has a kid. Did you know this?
Jamie: Do you ever get tired of talking about him?
Jude: Jamie! This is a big deal!
Jamie: It always is, Jude! Tommy does something bad and you threaten not to perform, or you cry, or you run away!
Jude.: Oh so what?! There! You caught me! I always end up the freaking sucker!
Jamie: No. You always end up the victim, Jude! Whose fault is that? Really?
Jude: So you hate me now, too.
Jamie: Jude. Jude--
Jamie: I love you. Okay? Maybe it's time to grow up.
Jude: What? What?!
Jamie: Time to grow up.
Jamie: Uh- is this the right movie?
Jude: Everything sucks! I can't do the finale! I can't do it!
Jamie: Ah. Time for the annual "Jude Self-Destruction Festival" I see.
Jude: Shut up! Shut up!
Tommy: Judging by Instant Star last night, I'd say your right on your game.
Jude: You saw that?
Tommy: Uh- Jude Harrison Night? I might have cleared my schedule for it.
Spiederman: I don't know. You've been where she is. The dice rolls. She's either a star or a nobody. Maybe you've forgotten where you come from.
Jude: He said yes! Darius! Yes, to me! Jamie? Hello?
Jamie: Sorry, Jude. It's just when Liam bailed, guess who got asked to clean up his mess?
Jude: Oh, any news?
Jamie: Official word is that he's running the South American division.
Jude: And the unofficial word?
Jamie: Went snaky. Took off to find himself. Think he's in Paraguay. Or Uraguay. One of the Guay's.
Jude: Playing guest-star on the show that made you is a real mixture of pride and nerves. Pride, because you're the original; nerves, because you have to listen to a bunch of strangers re-interpret your music. From emo, to punk, to Sinatra? Still, it's kind of moving to see how my music's inspired others. Inspired them to want to be me--(sees Karma performing) maybe even to replace me? There are those nerves again. The ones that never really go away.
It aired on February 16, 2007 on The-N as a one hour episode with "Like A Virgin."
In the States on The-N, this episode will air on Februrary 16, 2007.
Featured songs: "I Don't Know If I Should Stay" by Alexz Johnson and "Waste My Time" by Cory Lee.
"Lose Yourself" is a song by Shelly Poole and Eminem.