Jamie: Your bleeding.
Patsy: Ah ya, well not enough to fill a bucket.
Jude: (voiceover) The Jude principle says sometimes the time, place and other person can all line up into perfection. Anyway, when that happens I like to call it Tommy Time.
Kat: I hereby christen thee Jude Harrison Studio!
Wally: And home of the musically challenged?
Everyone: Oh Wally!
Tommy: Anything I need to know before I go in there?
Jude: Don't. It won't help if you spew anymore testosterone and pee all over each other.
Spiederman: Dude, for real?
They all look at each other.
Tommy: What are you gonna do then?
Jude: Call MTV. Because this girl is joining the real world and getting herself a crib.
Spiederman: The dark lord Spiederman commands you pay him heed, mere mortals.
Kwest: Don't touch the board yo. Not if you wanna keep that hand.
Jude: Whoa, what are you doing here?
Sadie: With Tommy. It's called a date. It's what happens when two people are getting it on.
Jude: Right. You missed family dinner. Mom had Dad in a cage match with Don, the scampy divorce lawyer.
Sadie: Oh! Well I'm so going to get another one of these pineapple things.
Spiederman: I bet you Sadie'd hula with me.
Jude: Ok we find him, we pitch him-
Spiederman: We hula with the half naked.
Jude: Dad, you are like a banana split after a week of being on the zone.
Tommy: Gotta start locking that door.
Jude: I would probably just kick it down.
Jude: That's great Spied. I gotta get down to the studio.
Spiederman: Yeah, so you can get down with your producer.
Spiederman: Just two more steps til paradise.
Jude: Okay, Homeless dude just offered to brush my arm hairs, paradise cannot be upstairs from hell and nasty.
Jude: Can you just promise me one thing? Until then, if the door in there is ever locked--
Tommy: I'll just kick it down.
Tommy: It's a nice space. I like it.
Jude: Yeah. It feels right... Like a place where anything can happen.
Tommy: You know, you're a full-fledged artist now. You fight hard, and pretty soon you won't need anyone else.
Jude: I wouldn't have sung it like that if you didn't make me stand on my head first, and then shown up.
Tommy: We got a lot more in us, huh?
Tommmy: Last time I saw Saturday morning it was still Friday night.
Jude: I didn't understand a word Mr. McGore just said in physics. But I have my own secret about time and place. The 'Jude Principle' says sometimes the time, place, and other person can all line up into perfection. Anyway, when that happens, I like to call it 'Tommy Time'. Apparently the Darius Liam continuum can squash the 'Jude Principle' and end 'Tommy Time'.
In the States on The-N, this episode aired on March 3, 2006.
Alexz Johnson's featured song: "Not Standing Alone."
Originally, it was called "Woman."
Jude: Call MTV because this girl's joining the real world and getting herself a crib.
Alexz Johnson was referring to the MTV show Crib's. That show is about famous people's houses. It is also reference to The Real World. Also, this is referring to the fact that CTV now owns MTV Canada which will debut on March 21, 2006.
"Miss World" is a song by Hole.