Invader Zim Season 1 Episode 20

Zim: (after Dib asks for a cure for turning into meat) There is no cure, and I'll never make it stop. You might as well resign yourself to your meaty fate! I told you would forever rue the day you messed with ZIM! Now, begin your ruing! I'll just sit here and, watch.

Ms. Bitters: You're late, Dib. This is the third time this week.
Dib: Sorry, Ms. Bitters. I was in the biology room trying to get pictures of that vampire gerbil in action
Ms. Bitters: That excuse is getting old!

Dib: You know, anyone who watches you obsessively everyday would notice that you don't actually eat the food!

Ms. Bitters: Silence! If I have to put up with the awesome force of your collective child stench every day then so shall you all!

Zim: Don't be ridiculous. I have already stuffed my normal human belly so full of delicious human FILTH, that I could not eat another bite.
Dib: (throws the meat at Zim) Bologna!
Zim: (Meat is burning on his forehead) Ahh! The meat! The meat, the horrible meat!

Dib: (to Zim, after both become Bologna) You jerk.

Sara: (referring to Dib's bad smell) The stink! The stink!

Zim: Fool! You think I would share the cure with you? I'll find a cure and keep it all to myself, and then watch you transform more and more into what you really are deep down in your heart!
Dib: Deep down I'm bologna?
Zim: Yes.
Dib: That's just dumb.
Zim: Dumb like a moose, Dib, dumb like a moose.

Dib: (while trying to find a cure, after licking his arm) Nope, still delicious. No one should be this delicious!

Zim: Is it a fair fight? Is this moose creature wielding any sort of projectile weapons?
Ms. Bitters: No, no it's not.

Ms. Bitters: Dib, you stink! Go to the bathroom and roll around in the toilet until you smell better!
Dib: But I'll smell like the toilet.
Ms. Bitters: Exactly.
Dib: But… Willie was the last one to use it!