Invader Zim Season 1 Episode 33

Gir: He's going to get eaten by a shark!

Gir: Your methods are stupid, your progress has been stupid, your intelligence is stupid!

Gir: Hi cow!
Zim: Gir, get up here!
Gir: Bye cow!

Zim: And what is our mission, Gir?
Gir: Blend in with the indigenous life, analyze their weaknesses, prepare for the coming madness, yay.

(Zim turns Gir back to normal and Gir falls on the floor)
Gir: Hi, floor! Make me a sammich!

Zim: With you fully functional and by my side, we shall rule this world sooner than without you by my side...not being...fully... ah, let's get out of here.

Zim: Once I tainted the human's meat supply full of filth, they will be right for conquest. Soon, the name of Invader Zim will be synonymous with dookie!

Gir: Stupidity is the enemy. Zim is the enemy.

(When Gir captures the policeman and the police car)
Zim: Gir, what have you done?!
Gir: I have captured the enemy! Praise me! Praise me!

Squidman: I want to thank you. That was quite an adventure! The car wreck, the library fight, and then, the galactic space battle that happened on the way to this beach!

Gir: (to Zim) You are no commander, you are a threat to the mission! Your methods are stupid, your progress has been stupid, your intelligence is stupid! For the sake of the mission, you must be terminated!

Gir: Aw, he's gettin' eaten by a shark!

Zim: Curse you, snacks, curse you!

Dancin' Weenies: Come dance with us, Gir! Dance with us into oblivion!

Zim: Sometimes I wonder what exactly is doing in that insane robot head of yours.

Gir: Cows are my friends!
Zim: I don't like you.

Squidman: Uh, ink, not, working! All that comes out is, you don't wanna know what comes out!

Gir: The knowledge, it fills me, it is neat!

Zim: Squidman, assist me!

Police Officer: (pleading with Zim) Look, I have a wife, kids, pets, a toilet!