Invader Zim Season 1 Episode 22

Dib: Don't I get any say in this?
(The monsters begin to stare at him)
Nightmare Bitters: Let the head thingy start! Oh, that was so stupid, I should've written a speech. Head thingy, doh!
Spooky: No, no, you did good. You were great!

Monster: Um, I did what you said.
Nightmare Bitters: And?
Monster: He said we can destroy his friend, then he threw a can at my head; it hurt.
Zim: Oh, that little worm-pig-weasel-pig!

Zim: Hey, let go of me before something horrible happens to me, or else!

Monster: We have your little friend! We will destroy him if you don't surrender your head to us!
Dib: Zim's not my friend, you can keep him!
(Dib throws a can at the monster)

Zim: Get away from my blood!
Dib: Zim, I know how weird this is gonna...
Zim: Gir, stop him! Defensive mode!
(Gir jumps out the window)
Dib: I don't have time for this, the next jump might be the last one. They're gonna do something evil to my head, something evil...
Random Child: Trick or treat!
Dib: My head's not big!
Zim: I didn't say anything about your head.

Zita: Ms. Bitters?
Ms. Bitters: (waking up) Yes Zita?
Zita: I think Dib's even crazier than normal today. Can we use one of our crazy cards and send him to the Crazy House for Boys?
Ms. Bitters: Each class only gets three crazy cards a month. Are you sure you want to use one?
(Dib continues twitching and babbling until he falls over)
Zita: Yeah.

Girl: And I think that unicorns and dragons are pretty, and that's why I'm a Fairy Princess for Halloween!
Ms. Bitters: I was a Fairy Princess once too...
(The scene cuts to a happy forest with Fairy Bitters, wearing a tutu, smiling)
Ms. Bitters: Everything was so nice and peaceful, until one day it went horribly wrong!
(The Fairy Bitters runs into a bug zapper twice and the scene goes back to reality)

Bunnychild: I dunno, Zim's being kinda whack, yo.
(Dib twitches)
Alien Girl: But Dib has a history of crazy, for all we know, Zim's just weird.

Dib: Sorry I'm late, horrible nightmare visions!
Ms. Bitters: It's called life, Dib. Sit down!

Nightmare Whitecoat: Shh, we talking all spooky!

Nightmare Bitters: Fools, you got the wrong one! You will be condemned to the Realm of Eternal Screaming and, uh, Relentlessness!
Hummelflesh: But I don't really wanna go there.
Nightmare Bitters: You'll just have to accept it.
Hummelflesh: Well, see ya, guys.
Nightmare Creatures: Bye, gubye...
Nightmare Bitters: As for this one, he could prove useful. Man, I'm spooky!

Zim: The Dib! They've taken him and drained him of his sweet, sweet, blood candies!

Zim: As soon as my skeleton stops being broken, I'm going to destroy you, Dib!

Dib: Hey! The only way back home is through my head! Anything happens to me and you're stuck here, forever!
Zim grunts.
Zim: Curse you!
Zim's mechanical spider legs retract and Zim falls to the ground.
Zim: Wait- I can still do stuff to your legs, right?
Dib: I guess but- Wait! No!
Zim:Gah! Curse you!

Zim: I have had enough of your nonsense, from your smelly mouth filled with corn!
Dib: I haven't been eating corn.
Zim: Liar!