Invasion Iowa

Diana: Speaking to Sean Connery on the phone was a thrill in itself.

Scott: I'm not babysitting today. You wanna be five years old, that's fine.

Shatner: Why would an airplane come over in the middle of Iowa? Brooke: We have airports here.

Max: Wayne. Wayne Simon. You have two first names. Wayne: No, I don't.

Rhett: Our logic here is that we're going to get Bill gone --- get Bill Blank gone.

Bill Blank: That was very reality show right there.

Bill Blank: I just can't wait for this to be on my E! True Hollywood Story.

Shatner: I'm Billy Shatner! I'm feeling great! I will smite you!

Desi: "Sensitive," is, I guess, a therapist, but not quite with credentials.

Scott: I am the assistant to the assistant of Bill Shatner.

Ernie: Right now, I think we have a 0 to 100% chance of pulling this off, guaranteed.