Iron Chef America

Alton Brown: Chef, what are you doing with those greens? Mario Batali: I'm gonna boil the hell out of it!

Art Smith: I really love grits. My middle name should be grits. I love them. Alton Brown: You know, we can do that, we have the power, I have the power to change your middle name. So you are henceforth known as Art Grits Smith.

Alton Brown: We can see those crawfish being peeled. That's a lot of work. It would be a lot easier to suck them out with his mouth, but that would be a sanitation violation here in Kitchen Stadium.