Is It Legal?

Season 2 Episode 3

Alison Gets Laid

Aired Tuesday 8:00 PM Nov 07, 1996 on ITV
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Alison Gets Laid
Stella thinks she's unpopular amongst her colleagues, so asks Colin to discreetly ask them what they really think of her. Meanwhile Alison takes an 80p bet with Bob that she can sleep with Sarah's boyfriend.

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    • Dick: Ah, Colin, how was your first taste of client-schmoozing, trust you impressed him?
      Colin: We hit him with the golf bag, Dick. We ran over, and we jumped up and down on him, like mad people.
      Dick: So you er, didn't get the business?
      Colin: No.
      Dick: No.

    • Stella: There wasn't a bun for me just now was there?
      Colin: No.
      Stella: Why?
      Colin: We don't see you as a bun sort of person.
      Stella: What do you see me as?
      Colin: As... a non-bun sort of person.
      Stella: Colin, I used to be so anti authority. I became a lawyer partly to stop people being sat on, and now I have to play Miss Whiplash every day to keep this firm going so I am a figure of hate.
      Colin: You're not.
      Stella: So why aren't I on the bun distribution list!

    • Dick: Hello, Colin what can I do for you?
      Colin: I... wanted to borrow one of your law books.
      Dick: Oh, help yourself. I have to say, page for page you're better off with an antiques mag.

    • Colin: Ah, seeing this photograph of Stella, makes me think of... Stella. She's very likeable isn't she?
      Dick: [not listening] You know I've never known what to make of our old friend the nest of tables, have you?
      Colin: I find her very personable, don't you?
      Dick: I suppose basically I'm not sure about furniture that tucks away under other furniture.
      Colin: I get the impression, she's feeling a bit unloved.
      Dick: Although you can't deny they're useful for resting your schooner of sherry on when you're watching a Grand Prix.
      Colin: Do you like Stella, Dick!?
      Dick: I, I don't know that I'd use the word 'like'.
      Colin: Adore!
      Dick: No, no going the other way.
      Colin: Respect?
      Dick: Yes well that will do.

    • Bob: Have you done something to your hair?
      Tom: Yes, I've...
      Bob: No not you.
      Sarah: No, I just put a comb through it this morning.
      Bob: I wish I was that comb.

    • Alison: Anyway, I can get any man into bed, I like a challenge.
      Colin: I bet you couldn't get me into bed.
      Alison: It has to be someone I don't feel sorry for.
      Bob: I don't believe you.
      Alison: Tom's quite nice looking. How much do you want to bet I can't get him into bed? He wouldn't want to go back to Sarah after that.
      Bob: 80p?
      Alison: OK.

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