Simon: They're watching "On Golden Pond" at a bachelor party?
Philip: Between this and arena football, I will never understand straight guys.
Maddy: (seeing Liz strip) Is anyone else scared?
Philip: Oh, where are the deliverance twins?
Bobby: Oh, they decided to go skinny dipping in the lake.
Philip: I feel sad for the lake.
Mace: Does this stuff work as a gay repellant too?
Phillip: This entire bar works as a gay repellant.
Sasha: Remember, sexual energy is GOOD energy.
Audrey: You weren't raised Catholic were you?
Sasha: No, but I do have a school-girl outfit.