Dennis: My nose was chiseled by the gods themselves, Frank. My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David. You, on the other hand, well... you're a pit of despair. Frank, you disgust me. You disgust everyone. And you will never, ever be on that billboard.
Dennis: I'm a stallion. Mac: Ugh! Ew! All right, this is messy. Um, look, buddy, 2003 Dennis, okay, he was Grade-A prime beefcake. No one is disputing that. He was a stallion. But 2008 Dennis is in decline. Take a look at Rex here. That is a body that just won't quit. I bet if you pop these pants off, you're gonna find a bird that just won't quit either. And I think that'll come in handy in this situation. I think the problem here is that your body quit. Your bird quit. And unfortunately, it's no longer legit.
Charlie: Later, dudes! "S" you in your "A"s, don't wear "C"s, and "J" all over your "B"s.
Frank: I went on a stud hunt. I came back with beefcakes.
Mac: (to Frank) Haven't you ever seen The Bachelor? Look, you get a whole bunch of them together. You make them compete over you, bing-bang-boom, soulmate.
Dee: I can't concentrate when I'm about to get blasted in the face with a ball. Charlie: I'll blast you all over if you flinch again.
Rachelle: You're a dick! Mac: I know. And that's what I learned.
Dennis: Check it out. Check it out! Frank: What is it? Dennis: I'll tell you what it is, bitch.
Mac: Attention, ladies. I'm gonna need all the A cups to please head for the back door.
Mac: Dennis, you and I are on the same team. Hot chick up on the billboard. Sex sells. Boom. Dennis: Oh, absolutely. It's Advertising 101: long legs, taut breasts and tight poopers.
Charlie: You're nothing without Greenman.
Dennis: Plus, think about it. Dennis Reynolds, 40 ft tall and shirtless. Oh, it's going to be so perfect!
Title: America's Next Top Paddy's Billboard Model The title of this episode is an allusion to the show "America's Next Top Model".
Charlie: You ever see those girls smashing the grapes, and then slips and she's like...? This is a reference to a popular Youtube video of a tv reporter who fell off a stand and injured herself while she was stomping grapes at a winery/resort.
Dennis: My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David. This is an allusion to Michelangelo's famous sculpture, David.
Charlie: You know what it's like for Chocolate Rain when he goes around the world? This is an allusion to Tay Zonday, an internet celebrity famous for his song, "Chocolate Rain" and its accompanying video on Youtube.
S 7 : Ep 13
Aired 12/15/11
S 7 : Ep 12
Aired 12/8/11
S 7 : Ep 11
Aired 12/1/11 (21:00)
S 7 : Ep 10
Aired 11/17/11
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