It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Dee: (about the list Mac and Charlie left them after their "death") Dennis, they left us a list of demands.
Frank: What are you talking about! That's their Last Will and Testament. That is not demands.
Dee: It says at the top "List of Demands."
Frank: Well, whatever, it's their wishes and we have to honor that.
Dee: Oh, we do? Oh, do we have to honor them? Okay, let's see, Frank. Charlie's number one: "My ashes are to be made into a tea and to dranken by everywan in bar."
Frank: Done!
Dennis: Ah, damn it. Gross, fine. What else?
Dee: Mac's number one: "In lieu of a body, which was most likely blown up in the most awesome way imaginable, I would like the duster to be burnt and its ashes buried in an unmarked grave somewhere by the river."
Dennis: Okay, well that's crazy. I'm not gonna burn or bury the duster. No way. No.
Dee: Yeah, we also both have to name our first born child "Murphy" because that was RoboCop's name.
Dennis: Goddamn it! Mac is dead and he's still bossing me around.
Dee: Mac is not dead, Dennis.
Frank: How could you be so cold?
Dee: He blew up my car!

(Debating whether to include a viewing slot in the bathroom) Dennis: It's the safest way, Frank. Frank: Dennis! If I was looking for safe, I wouldn't be sticking my dick through a wall.

Dee: Why would you want to have sex with someone you can't see? Dennis: Well, Dee. I think the real question is, why wouldn't you want to have sex with someone you can't see?