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Carmen: I'm getting tired of this. I feel like you're afraid that people will see us together.
Mac: No, I don't care if people see us together. I just don't want them to think that we're dating.
Carmen: We are dating.
Mac: Look, I don't think it's too much to ask for you to keep this quiet, considering your condition, right? Look, it's not like I'm ashamed of you. I'm ashamed of myself.
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Pepper Jack: Is that Fraggle Rock?
Dennis: Yeah.
Pepper Jack: Oh, Pepper Jack love Fraggle Rock.
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Frank: The Human Anatomy. He's got a half a chapter highlighted on the removal of human genitalia.
Charlie: Hey, Frank, what guy hasn't done some extensive research on his own genitalia, all right? Don't say you buddy, because I woke up to you doing some pretty frantic research last night, pal.
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(Dee calls Mac, and pretends to be a girl named Sandy)
Dee: This is Mac, right? Good looking guy, great sense of humor, really bulky?
Mac: Mm, uh, more ripped.
Charlie: Strike that.
Mac: Jacked.
Charlie: Irrelevant.
Mac: Toned.
Charlie: Exaggeration.
Mac: I work out.
Charlie: I'll allow it.
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Dennis: Is Sandy a young and attractive blond girl?
Mac: I have no idea.
Dennis: Sandy, won't you come out here please. (Dee enters the kitchen) Not so young and attractive, is she?
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Dennis: If you weren't squeaking around like a goddamn psycho clown, she never would have noticed us.
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Dennis: I can't believe you actually dressed like a clown. You're going to draw so much attention.
Dee: Well, I thought we were getting into the killer's shoes.
Dennis: Well, the killer's not a psycho clown, Dee, all right? That's only in movies-- stupid ones.
Dee: Oh, really? John Wayne Gacy-- he was a psycho clown. He was an excellent one. Good work.
Dennis: Yeah.
Dee: See?
Dennis: Actually you're right, he was pretty cool.
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Charlie: If you deny something it means it never happened.
Mac: It never happened.
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(Charlie is spraying Mac's cologne all over himself)
Frank: That stinks, that stuff.
Charlie: This stuff is Drakkar Noir, man.
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Pepper Jack: Ah bitch, you speak when spoken to.
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Dennis: It's a very toasty situation I've got back here.