Waitress: Why are these jeans so tight? Mac: Because Dennis takes them all in at the thighs to accentuate his female form.
Waitress: Thank you, Charlie. Thanks. Charlie: You're welcome. Waitress: Kind of don't know what else to say. Charlie: Say, "I will have dinner with you and thank you for this, and thank you."
Dennis: You're watching my tapes again? Mac: Yeah. Dennis: What'd you think? Mac: You got weird balls. Dennis: Hm. Charlie: You should see Frank's balls. They're like planets.
Dennis: You know to be honest with you, man. I'm a little shocked. I'm kind of... I'm thunderstruck. Charlie: Uh, well, I'm sorry, man, but you know, I didn't mean to hurt you. I didn't mean to thunderstrike you.
Charlie: Hey guys, if I'm peeing, wake me up.
Dennis: Lets have a board game night. Chinese checkers, I got, um... Charlie: Well, that's kind of foreign to me. Dennis: I got... I got Clue, you know, we could solve a mystery together. We could... Charlie: Complicated stuff there. Dennis: What about Connect Four? Connect Four's a fun game. Charlie: I don't like counting.
Dennis: (to Charlie) You need to hear him sexing her, okay?
Charlie: You make contact with the target? Mac: Yeah, affirmative. I totally kicked his ass. Charlie: Good man! Hey, um, what was his name? Mac: His name... um... Don. Charlie: Don, typical. Did you get a last name on this chump? Mac: Yeah, Johnson.
Charlie: What are you doing? Mac: Huh? Charlie: I said, what are you doing? Dennis: Coming in here, talking about how in love with my thighs you are. Charlie: Yeah, or is my creamy thighs you're after. I see you've taken to wearing my clothes, you sick freak. Dennis: Come on, you heard him talking about my thighs when he came in. Charlie: It was my thighs, dude. It's always been my thighs.
Mac: I worked so hard on those tapes Dennis: Why? Mac: Hmm? Dennis: Why? Mac: To show how badass I am.
Dennis: Something stinks here, bro, and it is not just Mac's dirty socks. Charlie: They do stink, don't they? Dennis: They smell really bad. Charlie: Really bad.
"Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake is the song heard during Mac's installments of Project Badass, and in the end credits. It is off the album, Whitesnake.
Kaitlin Olson and Danny DeVito aren't in this episode. This marks the first time where one of the show's original cast members doesn't appear in an episode.
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Aired 12/15/11
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Aired 12/1/11 (21:00)
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Aired 11/17/11
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