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It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Mac's Banging the Waitress

Season 4, Episode 4, Aired Sep 25, 2008

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- Waitress: Why are these jeans so tight? Mac: Because Dennis takes them all in at the thighs to accentuate his female form.
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- Waitress: Thank you, Charlie. Thanks. Charlie: You're welcome. Waitress: Kind of don't know what else to say. Charlie: Say, "I will have dinner with you and thank you for this, and thank you."
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- Dennis: You're watching my tapes again? Mac: Yeah. Dennis: What'd you think? Mac: You got weird balls. Dennis: Hm. Charlie: You should see Frank's balls. They're like planets.
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- Dennis: You know to be honest with you, man. I'm a little shocked. I'm kind of... I'm thunderstruck. Charlie: Uh, well, I'm sorry, man, but you know, I didn't mean to hurt you. I didn't mean to thunderstrike you.
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- Charlie: Hey guys, if I'm peeing, wake me up.
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- Dennis: Lets have a board game night. Chinese checkers, I got, um... Charlie: Well, that's kind of foreign to me. Dennis: I got... I got Clue, you know, we could solve a mystery together. We could... Charlie: Complicated stuff there. Dennis: What about Connect Four? Connect Four's a fun game. Charlie: I don't like counting.
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- Dennis: (to Charlie) You need to hear him sexing her, okay?
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- Charlie: You make contact with the target? Mac: Yeah, affirmative. I totally kicked his ass. Charlie: Good man! Hey, um, what was his name? Mac: His name... um... Don. Charlie: Don, typical. Did you get a last name on this chump? Mac: Yeah, Johnson.
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- Charlie: What are you doing? Mac: Huh? Charlie: I said, what are you doing? Dennis: Coming in here, talking about how in love with my thighs you are. Charlie: Yeah, or is my creamy thighs you're after. I see you've taken to wearing my clothes, you sick freak. Dennis: Come on, you heard him talking about my thighs when he came in. Charlie: It was my thighs, dude. It's always been my thighs.
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- Mac: I worked so hard on those tapes Dennis: Why? Mac: Hmm? Dennis: Why? Mac: To show how badass I am.
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- Dennis: Something stinks here, bro, and it is not just Mac's dirty socks. Charlie: They do stink, don't they? Dennis: They smell really bad. Charlie: Really bad.
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- "Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake is the song heard during Mac's installments of Project Badass, and in the end credits. It is off the album, Whitesnake.
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- Kaitlin Olson and Danny DeVito aren't in this episode. This marks the first time where one of the show's original cast members doesn't appear in an episode.
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