It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Frank: Well, can I at least pick the name of the band? Mac: What do you got? Frank: The Pecan Sandies. Mac: Isn't that a cookie? Frank: Yeah. It's a cookie, but it's got another meaning. Mac: What's the other meaning? Frank: What? Mac: Other than a cookie, what's the other meaning? Frank: It's a, you know, it's a sexual meaning. Mac: No, we are not the Pecan Sandies, all right? We are Chemical Toilet. Because chicks want guys that wear tight pants and tattered clothing and spit blood -- not guys dress like waiters who name themselves after desserts.

Charlie: Glue is for huffing, dude.

(Charlie's Night Man Song) Charlie: Night Man, sneaky and mean Spider inside my dreams, I think I love you You make me want to cry, you make me want to die I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you Night Man Every night you come into my room and pin me down with your strong arms And pin me down and I try to fight you You come inside me and fill me up and I become the Night Man It's just two men sharing the night It might seem wrong, but it's just right It's just two men sharing each other It's just two men like lovin' brothers One on top, and one on bottom One inside, and one is out One is screaming he's so happy and the other's screaming a passionate shout It's the Night Man The feeling so wrong and right man, the feeling so wrong and right man I can't fight you man when you come inside me and pin me down with your strong hands and I become the Night... the passionate, passionate Night Man They took you Night Man and you don't belong to them. They left me in a world of darkness without your sexy hands. And I miss you, Night Man, so bad.

(Electric Dream Machine's Day Man Song) Dennis & Charlie: Day Man Ah-ah-ah Fighter of the Night Man Ah-ah-ah Champion of the sun Ah-ah-ah You're a master of karate and friendship for everyone.

Mac: I mean the first half of that song was kind of cool, but what's with the second half? Charlie: It's about the Night Man, like you know, like filling me up and I become him -- I become the spirit of the Night Man. Mac: But it sounds like a song where a man breaks into your house and rapes you.

Charlie: No, I'm Holland Oates. You're like, Peter Gabriel. Mac: Hall & Oates is two separate people. Charlie: No, Holland is his first name and Oates is his last name.

Mac: Here's the song. Dennis: What the hell is this, a page from a coloring book? Mac: It's a song that Charlie wrote. It's called "Night Man." Skip all the raping parts and get on stage.

Dennis: Man, that's retard strength if I ever seen it, you know what I mean?

Dee: It's my brother's fault, though. You're not going to believe this. He tried to convince me that you were retarded, what? Lil' Kev: No, what. Dee: I know. Lil' Kev: That's bananas, girl. Dee: You're not retarded, are you?