It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Ingrid: How did you get into my office? Dennis: Ah, well, how does anyone get in anywhere Ingrid? A little hard work and persistence. Ingrid: Did you kick in my door? Dennis: (chuckles) I intend to kick down a lot of doors today, Ingrid.

Dennis: You can do it, Dennis, because you're a winner. You haven't peaked. You haven't even begun to peak, but you're gonna peak today. Oh, you're gonna peak all over everybody.

Charlie: Why don't you just help me make Dennis's designs? Dee: Because Dennis's designs are terrible. Charlie: I enjoy them. Dee: I know you do, Charlie. I walked in and saw you enjoying them very much this morning. Charlie: Oh, this again. This again. I told you I was scratching myself, Dee! Dee: You were scratching hard and very vigorously.

Dennis: (to Ingrid) Why don't you just order a couple of my dresses and... maybe, if you're lucky, I'll even make one special just for you. And if you look good enough in it, hell, I might even consider having sex with you.

Dee: Mac, I'm gonna stop you right here. First of all, your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion.

Dennis: "Peaked," Dee? Let me tell you something. I haven't even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you'll know. Because I'm going to peak so hard, that everybody in Philadelphia will feel it.